pissvortex:

twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right

zelder64:

Cheff

themeaninglessjumble:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

manycrows:

manycrows:

aurpiment:

New hairstyle “monkhawk” which is like the tonsure of a medieval European monk gelled to stick straight up forming a basket-like shape

Wait hang on I have an image for this

Are these anything like what you were imagining op

burn-4u:

The extrovert friend taking their autistic buddies to the mall

m0nst3rg1rl:

borkwolfs-reblog-page:

memeclassheroes:

malscare:

who’s packing me lunch

wybienova:

thesylverlining:

vote-for-eggman:

corvodumpy:

ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:

Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

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Love how he just sits down at the end like Harrumph. Hmm. Just defied the laws of physics. Guess that happened.

i love how the title is “human baseball player” . yknow, as opposed to all those non-human baseball players we have that double jump regularly